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Friday 14 August 2015

These Ten Celeb HookUps Would Be Totally Hilarious If They Happen

posted by Som Offor.







Unlikely celeb hook ups
Celebrities tend to always cut the picture of a perfect couple when they get together, setting off trends like putting their names together and hashtags like “#Goals”.
However, when two unlikely celebs hook up, then we’d not get goals, we’d get how the heck?
Here are ten celeb hookups that would be totally hilarious if they happen…
Emma Nyra and Pasuma
Emma Nyra and Pasuma
She’s an American returnee, he was born in Mushin. She is part of a new generation of Nigerian pop music, he is the poster child of Fuji music. She has been linked to her record label boss, he’s been linked to well, a few Yoruba actresses.
Wouldn’t it be unlikely if these two got together? Then we’d have a very weird celeb coupling and have a name like #Pasnyra or #Empas
Chidinma and Terry G
Chidinma and Terry G
She is the Nigerian entertainment Industry’s sweetheart with all that Church choir thing she got going on, her fans view her differently from the rest.
He is the Nigerian entertainment Industry’s rebel, really doesn’t care about your opinion and is simply crazy. I mean, dude has a song titled “Free Madness”.
These two coming together as a couple would most definitely numb everyone the way harmattan in the North in December can never do.
Rukky Sanda and Sean Tizzle
Rukky Sanda and Sean Tizzle
She has kept a low key profile during most of her career as an actress, he has no scandal to his name just yet.
But that would seem the only thing these two have in common. Can you imagine them together? As hard as you may try?
Waje and DJ Spinall
Waje and DJ Spinall
#SpinWaje would not be a bad name for this couple if they choose to hook up. But that would probably be the only “unbad” thing about the couple. These two powerhouse should never think of getting together because it’ll most likely be hard to look at… and write about… they shouldn’t just try it.
Rita Dominic and Adekunle Gold
Rita Dominic and Adekunle Gold
She has been in the Industry for over a decade, he is a newcomer. If they get together, it would be the hottest cougar situation we have probably ever seen all our lives. But we don’t want our Rita with Mr Gold. He can any other Rita, even Ora and she can have any Gold, even the circle but we don’t think they’d ever make a great couple. Not even for comic purposes.
Dija and Lil Kesh
Dija and Lil Kesh
I’m not sure what Dija’s parents would think of Lil Kesh’s very family friendly lyrics when she takes him home, or what they would think of his wardrobe generally but I am sure it would hurt the eyes of quite a few people to see him and Dija be a thing. We hope if they ever try it doesn’t make it past the bedroom.
– Signed, concerned public.
Eniola Badmus and Dbanj
Eniola Badmus and Dbanj
She is a hard worker trying to work her ass up the acting ladder, he is a successful artiste who is being advised to rest the music. She was not born with a silver spoon, he is always chasing women of a certain pedigree up and down and currently seems to be having issues deciding which one to stick with.
Imagine these two people together. Oh you can’t?
Genevieve Nnaji and all the weird artistes that have expressed interest in her Skales
Genevieve and Skales
I admit I thought about this because of the Skales/Genevieve situation that happened a while back. But c’mon you can’t say you haven’t thought of how ridiculous these two would look if they actually thought of getting together.
Banky W and Cynthia Morgan
Cynthia Morgan and Banky W
Because Banky is all gentlemanly and stuff, you wouldn’t think of him and Cynthia Morgan who has practically had to fight controversies while building a career.
Plus that picture just aint right… not at all.
Chigurl and Alex Ekubo
Chigurl and Alexx Ekubo
Won’t it be just hilarious if Alex and Chigurl decided to step out together? haha we would take that over comedy central too

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