Disadvantages of being Handsome.

Disadvantages of being handsome: I saw this list
somewhere online so i decide to add a few words to
it.
1. Assumed to be a player- Women assume you're
a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously
and question your motives the whole time. Its like
infidelity is written all over you. Ladies make
sentences like "who are you sleeping with now?" Like
WTF.
2. Attracting useless women- Sure you attract
more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in
quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial
women with no substance while the ones with
substance are not phased or impressed by your looks.
And trust me we don't always like the pretty ones.
3. Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants
to know who you're sleeping with. Iya Basira on the
street even warns her daughters never to cross your
gate. On campus your name is on the lips of
everyone, to make matters worse just be a little
popular and you're on every campus magazine. The
amount of attention this person attracted troubled
and confused her quite a bit. Everyone would know
what you have done, not because of what you did but
what you look like.
4. Older Women- Older women are pushy and
aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The
worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more
condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo
looking women constantly making you
uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased
towards you and will talk about you to everyone
creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted
attention. Some would be like "Let me take care of
you like a son", biko does that involve servicing some
parts..
5. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at
women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me
want to fight but I'm not on so i refrain. Either way
the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to
talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight
glances at your arm or chest. Abomination. Once i
got asked out by a gay dude, i had to stylishly turn
him down, we're great friends though.
6. Jealous Girlfriend- Your girlfriend or wife is
always jealous, if she catches you smiling at a lady
it's almost equal to you sleeping with someone else.
She feels so insecure, checks your phone, knows your
plans and wants to follow you out on guys night. No
matter how much you try to assure her, she still finds
a reason not to trust you.

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