All girls secretly love a guy who can sing.
(MEGA-Turn-On)
. Just so you know, girls want to smell you
from 10, 6, or even 2 feet away.
Girls HATE players!!!!
. Most girls love cudlles
We love it when you put your arm around us
at the movies.(especially the scary ones)
We don't need you to be Superman. We just
need you to be there.
Please, if you really need to talk about your
size, use your guy friends, not us.
. Pretty much all girls like to talk about
something, so feel free to call us.
.We LOVE suprises, that is , the good ones.
Don't ever try to impress us by cursing or
fighing. It doesn't work; you just look like a
jerk.
When you pick on the girl you like, she
won't think your interested or cool. She'll
just think that you're mean. (Ah the logic..
of girls...)
. Every girl wants to feel special, even if its
just to you.
.Being able to make your girl laugh =
MAJOR brownie points!
.Guitarists = sexy Pianists = sensitivty
We absolutly HATE it when you break a
promise to us. It completely devastates us.
.Here's something that girls are tought:
When a guy says that you're hot, he's
looking at your body. When he says that
you're pretty, he's looking at your face.
When he says that you're beautiful, he's
looking at your heart. Remember that when
you complement a girl......
. Ask any girl... She'll have no idea what
the hell a guy means when he says that
she's "cute".
. We can tell when you aren't listening,
and, yeah, it kind of pisses us off. If were
boring you, at least have the decensy to tell
us!
. When we say the we're cold, we either
want you to come closer or give us your
jacket. Tip: If you really want to impress
your girl, hold her tight and put your jacket
around her while you're still wearing it. Its
amazingly romantic! (as long as you don't
grope her)
. Hugs can mean more than kisses
sometimes.
. If you wait for the perfect moment, the
perfect momnet will pass you by. In other
words, if you want to ask her out, just do it!
. We'd really appreciate it if you didn't hold
the things we do during our time of the
month against us. It isn't exactly our fault,
and we aren't being ourselves.
.Please give us the same respect you would
to any other human and look us in the eyes.
(yes we do notice when your eyes wander)
.We want the same respect that you give to
other guys, but we really don't want you to
treat us like them...(chest bumbs are never
ok)
.Never cheat!!! Girls know how to spread
news fast so you don't just ruin one
relationship, you prevent others from
happening too.
. When you're on a date with a girl, keep
your eyes on her face and off other girls'
bodies. That's just rude.
.Not all girls are about money. The one who
are give us all a bad name.
. It's weird when you take longer to get
ready than we do....
.If you ask us nicely, we'll usually answer in
the same way.
. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget
birthdays.
. Not all women are bad drivers.
. Not all women are ditzes.
. Anything you say or do with
another girl that you don't want us to know
is considered cheating.
. When you say you don't like it when we
wear makeup, don't just leave it at that. It
helps to tell us why.
. It absolutely floors us when you know our
favorite color, shoe size, flower, T.V. show,
movie, artist, etc. See, we aren't that hard to
please.
. This one may seem weird. We love
keeping your hoodies/jackets because: they
remind us of you, they smell like you, and it
makes us feel like you're there holding us
even when you aren't.
. NEVER EVER HIT A GIRL!!!!!!!!! Even if
she hits you first....it's just wrong.
. When you're dating a girl and you
introduce her to your friends, you had better
say that she's your girlfriend.
. When it comes to gifts, we'd prefer
something that has meaning rather than
something with a big pricetag.
. The best thing that you can be to any girl
is her friend. Friendship always comes
before any good romantic relationship.
. Have I metioned that we like respect?
All girls want to be told I LOVE YOU now
and then and possibly whisper it in her ear
when you are having a moment.
. Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean
to you, it means she's attracted to you, but
she's afraid that she'll be showing too
much.
. When you calm a girl down (and believe
me, you will need to do this someday), try
your hardest to make her laugh, but never
make her feel stupid for being so worked up
in the first place.
If you go through our purse, you probably
won't like what you see. So please don't
even bother going through it or you will get
bitch slapped.
. Keep in mind that pretty much every girl
has a group of guys(friends, brothers and
her Daddy) who will beat the crap out of
you if cross the line.
. Girls dont like show-offs. Just be yourself
we'll like you better that way and if a girl
dosent like the real you she's not worth your
time.
. Face it. Girls really aren't impressed when
you spend the whole day showing off your
muscles...
. When shes upset hold her and tell her
she'll be fine even if she says it wont,
convince her it will be.
. Don't disrespect her in ANYWAY.
. Now and again flatter her with
compliments.
. Also if shes gettin hurt in anyway stand
up for her dont stand and watch her get her
shes your girlfriend for fudge sake!!
. Don't think that just because you didn't
tell us we are never going to find out.
Our friends know EVERYTHING.
. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be
told to us. Garranteed.
No matter what we say, we hate your ex-
girlfriend.
We check our phones every hour to see if
you have replied to our texts, then worry if
you haven't.
The fact you might leave us for another girl
keeps us up at night.
. When we're not talking to you on MSN,
we're actually waiting for you to talk to us
(in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you
still care enough to talk to us).
. When we act sad, we want you to hug us.
. Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at
the end when you say good bye, because
that's the part you say you love us.
. We actually freak out on what to do during
holidays like Valentines Day.
. We don't care what our friends think of
you, but we do care what your friends think
of us.
Yes, you might be the reason we failed that
Maths test.
We are very, very scared of scaring you
away.
. We don't care about what we talk about,
just as long as we have your attention for a
few minutes.
. Of course, we do believe the crap we read
in magazines.
We have mood swings. Get over it.
. Everytime you're around other girls, we
worry they are better than us.
. We don't want to hear how cool your ex-
girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is.
. Movies like 'He's Just Not That Into You'
depress us.
. We will move mountains on our timetable
if it means seeing you.
. We compare every other guy to you, and
you always come out best.
. We hate it when you go to discos without
us.
We hate feeling as if we are like any other
girl.
. Don't brag about other girls liking you, it
just makes us insecure.
. When we say everything is 'fine', it
generally means everything is absolutely
horrible and we are on the brink of falling
to pieces.
. Don't just say 'ok' when we say we don't
want to talk about it.
. If you want to know something about us,
ask our best friend.
. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you.
. We think you are the best guy in the world.
We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You
.Slow.Dancing.With.Another.Gir
l.Without.Telling.Us.
We really do want you to stick up for us.
. Compliments. We love them.
. Be on time. We will think you don't care if
you're not on time at a certain place.
Whether you say (L) or luv or love does
matter.
. We don't care if you couldn't come on that
date because of the most embarrassing
reason in the world, just don't lie to us.
. We like cuddling up to you so let us.
. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not
Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU
DID SOMETHING WRONG.
. You will be classed in our 'Hate' list if you
forget our birthday.
. Do not ask what's wrong. We'll never tell
you we just want you to cuddle us.
. You need to tell us what you think of us,
we don't make assumptions (apart from
'OMG HE'S GONE OFF ME HASN'T
HE?!')
. Telling us that we are pretty will mean
absolute LOADS.
. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a
good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take
these things very seriously.
If you do end up doing Number 42, you just
have to hope we aren't in a bad mood.
. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you
off the hook. Doing something sweet will
ALWAYS get you off the hook.
. We never forget things. Ever.
We over-analyze everything.
.
We over-react to everything.
.
When we are mad at you, we aren't actually
mad at you we just want you to apologize so
we can start showing we like you again.
Please don't stand 384931491329403 feet
away from us. Even if we are scary.
. Please acknowledge that when we are
online when you sign in, we probably have
waited ages for you to come online so
please make it worthwhile.
. We do not care if 50 000 other guys
declared their love for us if you never do it
none of it matters.
. We don't like being used.
. We like it when you do un-expected nice
things.
We usually don't let just any guy make us
cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you
must have done something bad...
. This is the way it works: You don't give us
any attention, we dump you. It is NOT: You
don't give us any attention, we chase after
you. Deal with it.
We like it when you are protective of us. It
makes us feel special.
. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who
truly loves you will love you for a long, long
time.
. When we come back from a holiday and
brag about how awesome it was, during the
entire time there we were probably thinking
about you. A lot.
. No matter where we are or what we are
doing, we really want you to hold our hand.
And please for the love of god shut up about
how fit other girls are. You know we like
you and the fact you do this despite you
knowing how we feel is just evil.
When you break her heart, the pain never
really goes away.
When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
When she says it's over, she still wants you
to be hers.
When she walks away from you mad,
follow her.
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight
& don't let her go.
When she starts cursing at you, kiss her
and tell her you love her.
When she ignores you, give her your
attention.
When you see her at her worst, tell her
she's beautiful.
When you see her crying, just hold her and
don't say a word.
When you see her walking, sneak up and
hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, protect her.
When she lays her head on your shoulder,
tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favourite jacket, let
her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When she teases you, tease her back and
make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time,
reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt, back
yourself up with the truth.
When she says that she likes you, she really
does more than you could understand.
When she grabs your hands, hold hers and
play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you, bump into her
back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and
untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't
look away until she does.
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not
saying anything.
Don't let her have the last word.
Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful
is so much better.
Say you love her more than she could ever
love you.
Argue that she is the best girl ever.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let
go.
When she says she's OK, don't believe it,
talk to her about it, because 10 yrs later
she'll still remember it.
Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to
tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake
up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Don't ignore her when she's out with you
and your friends.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her
favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Let her into your world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with
her
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first
thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking
today baby?"
After she reads this, she hopes one day
you'd read it too.
i. . Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we
WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we
WILL dump you!
. Be aware of all your girlfriends' guy
friends, brothers, fathers, or anything.
They are protective. Every single male
friend we have will kick your ass if you end
up hurting her.
. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her
that she's beautiful. We girls love that.
. If she slapped you hard, you probably
deserved it.
. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she's
going out with you in the first place, it's
obvious that she likes you and wants to be
in your arms.
. Every girl should eventually get three
things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed
animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie's,
and a really pretty piece of jewelry.
. Make sure she gets home safely as often as
you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her
to the door. If you aren't dropping her off,
call to be sure she's home safely. We think
that's really cute and sweet.
. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is
your right to beat the sh!t out of him.
. If you're talking to a female friend of
yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It'll make
her feel secure that you love her more than
the other girl.
. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a
joking way. Even if she swats you first, and
says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something,
never make any gestures back.
. Go along with her to a chick flick once in
a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy
it or not, it just matters that you went with
her.
. If you're officially dating, and you're
introducing her to your friends, you'd better
damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
Or else.
. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play
fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her
win once in a while.
. Memorize your girlfriend's birthday. You
forget her birthday and you're basically
screwed for life. Not gonna lie.
Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but
smell good.
. You don't have to spend a million dollars
on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift.
It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost
anything but it has to be meaningful.
. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
. Don't say you understand when you don't.
That's bad.
. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is
the Prettiest!
. Saying something sweet might get you off
the hook; but doing something sweet will
always get you off the hook.
. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not
girls that want relationships.
. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend
is a hoe. Don't bother trying to convince us
otherwise, that is a bad idea
. It's good to be sensitive, to a point.
. If you did something wrong, apologize.
Even if you didn't, do it anyway.
. You did something bad. I seem cool with
it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
We are self-conscious by nature; we can't
help it. Let it be.
. We don't shave our legs every day so just
get over it.
. Shave your face, no matter how cool you
think your goatee or beard or mustache
looks, we probably hate it. We like you
clean shaven.
. Show off a little, we think it's cute.
. You are our boyfriend, our man, our
protector, whether you know it or not, you
are; act like it.
. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts
(two-toned baseball undershirts).
We love it when you hug us from behind
and whisper in our ear.
. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response
when I ask you how I look.
Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about
you. Don't obsess over that.
I expect you to call me. If you don't, you go
down.
. I'm more forgiving of you than I really
should be. Don't you dare take advantage of
that.
. When I compare my flabby tummy to a
kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
Always.
. You should never tell a girl what to do.
Ever.
Any decent man will ask a girl out to her
face. I mean; if you aren't man enough to
ask us out to our face, who says youre
gonna be man enough to our boyfriend at
all.
. Girls are very impressed when you ask
them for advice. Unless its about another
girl.
. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't
take the lead.
. When in doubt, go with the shirt that
match
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